" "You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on." "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave! ) "The sign says NO SMOKING...you are definitely SMOKIN! Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What?

But, 'quickie' has U & I together." "I heard you're a Gryffinwhore" (Why? "Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called Optimus Fine!

Use our chat room to make good friends, people just like you the world over. There are two discussion boards so that you can give your own opinion on hobbies, current issues, or anything that interests you. We even have a flea market for member to buy, sell or trade items. Members with a passion for writing record their memories of earlier years.

These are electronically published from time to time. Click on it and enjoy a sample story while you take a short rest from our tour around town.? readform =========================================================================== Senior to Senior: Multiple topics.

"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me. Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention" Do you buy your pants on sale? I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir.

Boy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person.

&CFID=1741649&CFTOKEN=26560764 =========================================================================== Fifty Plus Forums action=intro =========================================================================== Third Age: This may appear to be a dating site, but it is actually a multi-topic site. Like any caf in any small town it is the general meeting place.

=========================================================================== AARP: Free membership to forums, numerous topics How to register on AARP =========================================================================== Over Fifties ? Send private messages to other members and allow others to contact you.? Here members get together to practice their skills at posting messages on our Discussion Groups or engage in general conversations.

Probably the best interactive options that a networking service offers, however, are senior chat rooms that allow people to come and go at will.

The real time, conversational feel of chats are more conducive for those who want a sense of instant community while they converse.

In fact, online activities are perfect for that age group who may be homebound, disabled or physically unable to leave home very often.

Out of necessity, senior chat rooms can open a whole new world to those who would otherwise be quite lonely and lack social interaction.

The stimulation that chats have brought to many elderly people has surprisingly increased their interest in life and provided an added alertness that learning something new can bring to a mind.